octosexual
being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transs-xuals
4) gr-ss
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the us army
8) certain politicans (including john mccain and mich-lle obama)
did you see that octos-xual last night?
yeah, she was gettin’ it on with that fire hydrant!
someone who is s-xually attracted to beings possessing precisely 8 legs. it is especially prominent amongst females due to their ability to mult-task.
octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent octos-xual figures worldwide.
sally is such an octos-xual
being in lesbians for octopimp, a voice actor on the internet. voicing all the characters of homestuck, a webcomic which is part of mspaintadventures; owned by andrew hussie.
girl 1: hey, what’s your s-xuality?
girl 2: well, i’m octos-xual!
octos-xual: those that are of the octos-xual orientation. octos-xuals enjoy men, women, bi men, bi women, lesbians, gay men, beastality, and many other questionable things. octos-xuality was invented by a young woman on january 9th, 1995. this is still practiced today. the octos-xual lifestyle was official founded january 9, 1995, but some readings may suggest it dates back hundreds of years before gaining popularity in 1995.
boyd: did you see jen’s cat? she’s so octos-xual, she actually…did it.
curtis: i would like to have an orgy with georgie, rebecca, an old shoe and my sh-tzu, holtz.”
luke: is john s-xualy confused? i saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. i also saw him…going on a cat.
steph: oh no, john’s just octos-xual.
luke: oh! makes so much sense!
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