ocular rectitis
this is the medical term for not being able to see your -ss doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.
phone conversation with boss
boss: h-llo
me: hi, this is(your name here)i can’t make it into work today. i have ocular rect-tis.
boss: that sounds serious
me: ya, i can’t see my -ss coming to work today….
when the nerves between your -n-s and eyes switch and you have a sh-tty outlook on life.
-after listening to someone b-tch/be negative/ have a sh-tty outlook on life- “wow, looks like you’re suffering from ocular rect-tis.”
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