odhran

some lad he is
absolute ledge always on the sesh
his grandfather was a thief in communist romania in the 70’s who was arrested by the nkvd. of course the shadow masters say that he’s making it up but it’s true. while he was in there, he met his future husband who he married in the us once g-y marriage was legalised, abandoning his wife and 17 children, one of which is odhran’s father. at christmas his grandfather visits, telling the children of his time in the vietnam war, despite never having been remotely near vietnam and frightened the kids so bad that one of his grandchildren developed ptsd and sees the school counselor twice a week. odhran is a staunch communist, despite what they did to his family. he seizes the memes of production every week by going to his minimum wage job and sticking it to the man by making more money for him and will probably soon be replaced by a robot.

some craic he is
odhran is bad-ss
coolest of the cool, cooler than the north pole.
yer man odhran, truly cooly
an odhran is a man above all men. he is highly skilled in his drinking abilities and his ability to procure high alcohol content beverages for cheap prices. he is a dashingly handsome man with a quick wit. he is capable of clever comebacks off the cuff, but also very sweet and charming.
what? can’t down that car bomb like an odhran?
odhran is the most obnoxious person you well meet.
he will occasionally lie to things will turn his way, and because of his charm, unless you know him well, you can’t see through his lies.
if you fall out with odhran, he makes everyone hate you with his lies and charm.