Odin’s Pubes


noun – an exclamation of astoundment or revolting consternation at something deemed ghastly or disgustingly shocking or very undesired.
may pertain to the likeliness to, or appearance of particular crotch hair from a norse god (odin).
“odin’s p-b-s! that wh-r- had a m-ssive b-n-r!”

bro 1 – “dude… i just saw two girls one cup playing on my dad’s laptop…”
bro 2 – “that’s more gnarly than oden’s p-b-s, bro.”

“oden’s p-b-s! i have to give a presentation about gonorrhea in the workplace to my boss by wednesday.”

“oden’s p-b-s! this soup taste’s like watered-down skeet.”

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