a really, really tall russian bear who likes to eat midgets. he also eats a lot, and will eat house furniture and doors to get to a midget. very threatening, he is.
“stop being an odjy!”
- depressionsaurus rex
when urban dictionary doesn’t accept your word *checks computer* “awh man! c’mon urban dictionary why you gotta make me a depressionsaurus rex?!”
an amazing young woman who has the potential to achieve whatever she wants. she’s very strong and not afraid to show it. she can beat your -ss to a pulp. the most amazing woman that will sacrifice anything for someone dear to her. god lucky are those who are halimah is so amazing best person […]
when someone likes to have s-xy with a dead person’s eye socket. bart likes to thrust his p-n-s into recently departed sharon’s eye socket which makes bart not only a necrophiliac but also a ocularphiliac
- brossed out
gross out by a bro. i’m brossed out by this guy wearing ed hardy.
- tossing sevens
when you’re in colorguard (or anything) and you’re severely killing it. even if your tosses technically aren’t sevens. (sevens stay in the air for seven seconds) you should have seen me out there vro i was tossing sevens