odol


ontzettend dikke ochtend lul.

dutch for: incredible big ‘in the morning’ c-ck.

the cause of an odol is unknown, there are different theories.

it can be caused when a guy has too much urine in his bladder, and so the c-ck gets in ‘erection mode’ so the urine can’t flow through the c-ck, prevents a guy from pee-ing in his bed.
girl in bed: what’s that ?
guy in bed: sorry, i’ve got an odol.

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