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a journey, generally referring to one long and with much peril. also the english transliteration of a greek epic written by homer depicting the twenty year journey of odysseus to return home.
the donner party embarked on a perilous odyssey that many would never return from.
the first video game console. it came out in 1972 by magnavox, and wasn’t very complex at all, it’s sequel the odyssey 2, which came out in 1978 totally ruled, then it eventually faded away as it’s counterparts took the market due to the odyssey 2’s lack of 3rd party game supporters. by 1983 however, the odyssey 2 had sold over 1,000,000 units in north america! it was called the philips videopac g7000 in europe, and in brazil, it was called the “odyssey” because the first odyssey was never introduced there. it was a very good system at the time. it features many new games, as well as “rip-off’s” of more popular games such as pac-man, and sp-ce invaders. odyssey 2 systems were the first device to use the first intel processor, the intel 8048 cpu. making it a marvel in the computer world as well as the video game market and collectors. the system is somewhat rare now. over-all, the odyssey in my view, is one of the coolest “retro” game systems ever!

kid 1: “hey, lets play my odyssey 2!”
kid 2: “ok, just let me pick up a k.c. munchkin cartidge first!”

son: “i got my xbox 360, i have played it for about 2 days!”
dad: “i got my magnavox odyssey 2, i have played it for almost 30 years!”

me: “i picked up a gold plated “f-male to coax adapter” to hook up my killer-cool old odyssey 2 to my new killer-cool huge hd tv!!!
1.a long series of wanderings or adventures, esp. when filled with notable experiences, hardships, etc.

2. or a cultural dialect
when a student was asked to use the word odyssey in a sentence he wrote “you odyssey dem t-ts on dat b-tch”
a honda minivan that only over-protective soccer moms want to drive but their teenage kids get stuck with as their first car. early 2000 models looked like giant he-rs-s.
“so what did you get for your birthday?”

“my parents got me a car…”

“wow that’s so cool! what kind of car?”

“it’s our 10 year old honda odyssey.”
a midwest motorcycle god!

the most pimp m-th- f-cken admin of all motorcycle websites.

commonly known as a stud in which the local female members will try to seduce in order to brag.
odysseys is way cooler then r6bbie.

odysseys is way cooler and taller then mao.
a method of torture used by high school english teachers. the odyssey is a book about some guy who fights in a war and then disappears…his son finds him……don’t read this book……just read the cliff notes

english teacher: the odyssey is considered to be the best novel ever written!!!
me: yeah, lol
the state of being too much into a girl group such that it affects negatively different aspects of your life.

taken from odyssey by homer, specifically the part of the sirens (from wikipedia):

“they skirted the land of the sirens, who sang an enchanting song that normally caused p-ssing sailors to steer toward the rocks, only to hit them and sink.”
friend 1> i see you’re looking at that group’s forum again.
friend 2> i didn’t log out nor move away from my computer since..last time you saw me.
friend 1> hmmm.. i see you’re having an odyssey.

friend 2> shouldn’t i be ‘skirting the land of the sirens’?
friend 1> …
friend 2> …
friend 1> well, odyssey sounds much cooler and compact than ‘skirting the land of the sirens’.