Oelwein, Iowa


the most meth-infested town in existence. this town has actually been proven to have the most meth per capita of any other city or town in the world. they wrote a book about it. oelwein is filled with nascar-watching, imbred, wife-beating dumb-sses that have many cars on their lawns. the most popular pastime here is of course, gacking out on tweak.
jim: “hey dude have you been to oelwein, iowa lately?”

steve: “yeah, last time i was there i saw some rednecks tweaking and beating their wives/sisters while watching nascar.”

jim: “sounds like the same sh-thole i remember”

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