Off-Aisle
to purposefully deviate from following the structured routes and walkways of any department or clothing store, usually to fast-track around the slower and more zombie-like members of society and cut through various clothing areas to get to your preferred sales section more expediently.
sick of walking at no-miles-per-hour behind the five-wide pram-pushing baby mommas in primark, jon decided to go off-aisle, weaving and faking through shoe displays and shopgirls towards the men’s department.
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