off my tits Todd
to be very much under the influence of a substance. most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.
a variation of sozzled
“i only kissed him because i was off my t-ts” or “g-d, i was so off my t-ts last night, i don’t know how i got home”
basically extremely intoxicated, blurred vision and beer goggles are all part of the deal.
ann: g-d last night was good!
john: ah yeah, was good can’t remember much, was with some fat bird i think but it’s okay, cus i was off my t-ts!
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