Oldern


a term used by the ol skool plank chair company to define their chairs. they are old yet modern hence the term “oldern”
dude, that’s a “oldern” chair!
thats so oldern}like you
oldern is old yet new at the same time
it so new yet its so old {oldern}
oldern is the new old!

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