off-road season
during a womens menstrual cycle, the man or women may suggest to the other they ‘go off-road’.
this means to engage in -n-l s-x in order to avoid having s-x via the v-g-n- during her period (bl–dy mess).
many couples enjoy this alternative with the aid of a water-based lubricant.
if you want to be more romantic you can always ask in french would you like to “aller tout-terrain”?
off-road season is a chance to explore another side of your s-x life. enjoyment for the man and the woman.
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