Off Seasoning



the pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in antic-p-tion of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the bas-m-nt. that pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.
“yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”

“oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the brew pub a lot”

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