off the couch


adjectival phrase referring to someone who used to be (or generally is) fit and active, but who has been engaged in a prolonged period of sloth.
“hey dude, lw’s at 4′–wanna boat?”

“i don’t know… i’m kind of off the couch. maybe we should just go to the truss.”

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