Off your dick


crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight r-t-rdation
two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. one friend says to the other
“bro, i haven’t been laid in so long, i’d prob hit that”
the other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says

“farrrrrrk, your off your d-ck, that thing was like jabba the hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, yuk”

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