Offensive eating
when sharing a limited amount of food or snacks with one or several of your (often fat) friends, the technique offensive eating must be adopted.
offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later – all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. several degrees of offensive eating exist – the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. be aware: this technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.
host 1: sh-t bro, kenny is coming over later and all we have is one bag of chips…
host 2: prepare for some serious offensive eating – kenny is louisiana trailer-trash…
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