office bladder
a condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
person 1: something about being in an office means i have to pee like every half hour. usually i can hold it for 10 hours! what gives?
person 2: sounds like office bladder. maybe you’re so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, ‘time to get up to pee!’
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