Office Dick
a hygienic disorder experienced by many white collar males in the general area of their d-ck. symptoms include unpleasant odor, excessive perspiration, and temporary ball-to-leg adhesiveness. office d-ck most often occurs after 10 or more hours in an office chair with the d-ck slightly compressed by business casual attire.
“sarah and tom are so happy together, she gives him bl-wj-bs even when he has office d-ck”
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