Office Farmer
male bar-fly commonly found wearing chinos and tucked in check shirt. brogues are optional but highly recommended. must drive a 4×4 to quickly get round the village green. unlikely to have ever been on a f-cking farm but will bleat publicly down their d-mned phone about how many grand they’ve had to pay the builders, land registry, wife etc etc. probably a locally active conservative. and c-nt.
look at him over there, f-cking office farmer.
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