Office Meltdown


occurs when an individual absolutely loses his or her mind as a result of circ-mstances within one’s place of work that he or she perceives to be unfair. a wide range of extreme emotions ranging from yelling and throwing things (such as staplers) to physical violence upon fellow coworkers, are expressed. an office meltdown can be a sad and frightening event for some fellow coworkers, or for others, can be extremely hilarious. generally speaking, termination of employment is the consequence of having an office meltdown.
josh had a complete office meltdown when he found out that caleb was promoted. angie was appalled. steven laughed. jonas fired him.

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