office Santa
sarcastic way of describing a person who, usually during the winter at the height of cold and flu season, comes into work sick as a dog and “spreads the wealth around”, like santa claus.
try not to get too close to jack for the next few days. he’s the office santa, spreading his d-mn flu to everybody. doesn’t his boss realize that we’re losing productivity because he’s making everyone sick?!
Read Also:
- Off-seasonal Depression Disorder
the depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season. “hey buddy, why you so down these days?” “i have that thing… you know, off-seasonal depression disorder. baseball doesn’t start again until april.”
- pickled herring
the act of leaving your p-n-s inside a woman’s -n-s during s-x, after s-x, and for the duration of that evening while you sleep. i got a pickled herring last night. it was not as cool as i had been told.
- Pickled Onion
– descriptive 1. pickled onion a term used to describe somebody whom has acted in a manor, which would be regarded as nonsensical, impish and / or general tom foolery by ones peers. – after performing a freestyle handstand, doug falls from his second floor balcony, which results in serious brain trauma and renders him […]
- Pick My Cotton
this phrase stems from cotton fields that were tended by slaves. pick my cotton in other words means ‘do me a favor’ but is not a question, it has more of a ‘do it’ tone. usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables. […]
- Blue Bomber
a nickname for megaman. look at that blue bomber go! slang term for v–gr- “because from time to time i like throw back a few blue bombers and hit out on the town!” -bob kelso