office Santa


sarcastic way of describing a person who, usually during the winter at the height of cold and flu season, comes into work sick as a dog and “spreads the wealth around”, like santa claus.
try not to get too close to jack for the next few days. he’s the office santa, spreading his d-mn flu to everybody. doesn’t his boss realize that we’re losing productivity because he’s making everyone sick?!

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