office slackie


co-worker who wanders the hallway throughout the day, stopping by to interrupt others from their jobs. oftentimes, the office slackie will strike-up conversations about ambiguous things, typically with no point (see time wh-r-). also known for walking up on conversations that are in progress, and will proceed to insert himself into the dialogue.

not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
“hi honey, what did you do at the office today?”

“today, i created a spreadsheet to track the number of times john came into my office to talk about nothing. twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”

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