office staff


n. stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won’t shut up about latest episode of “the office” or other tv show.
if you say another word about what a cute couple jim and pam make i swear i am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!

the new tv season starts in october so i usually plan an office staff party for november.

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