office unicorn

that girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met’s standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total d-ck.
max: f-ck holly looks incredible today
me: yeah she’s definitely the office unicorn

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