Office Wood
anytime you get aroused from watching nsfw (not safe for work) videos while at work. you are not able to leave your desk until it goes away.
the boss is going to have to wait until i get rid of this office wood to meet. i knew i shouldn’t have watched that new nicki minaj video!
friend: you coming to lunch?
you: i will be there in a few?
friend: you don’t have office wood again do you?
you: don’t hate me. but i got a mean case of it too!
Read Also:
- Off your dick
crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight r-t-rdation two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. one friend […]
- pastel grunge
teenage girls who are always on tumblr and think “grunge” is dying there her in different colours (purple,blue,etc) they always have tights on with different patrens (upside down crosses, pentagrams) and have early 90’s 80’s 70’s band t-shirts that mostly likely they never even heard there music (nirvana,soundgarden,ramones,etc) and have a pair of doc martens […]
- pleb
what people call each other when they don’t have a better insult. used commonly to attempt to impress less intelligent beings. matt is such a pleb, he just sits at home all day. actually defined as a member of a despised social cl-ss, a commoner, a member of the plebs of ancient rome. also low-born, […]
- Poroshi
a woman, most of the time married, who likes to inappropriately touch other men. comes from the bengali word ‘porosh’ which means to touch. employee: hey dude, that new chick just touched my old man! employee 2: jeepers, she’s such a poroshi.
- pussy whipped bitch
a human of the male variety who constantly makes decisions based on his female partners influence. no matter how many times ‘mates before dates’ or ‘bro’s before ho’s’ is mentioned, the offender is still whipped by his b-tch. oh man, taylor is such a p-ssy whipped b-tch that he has to leave the pool tournament […]