officer cockblock
primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying public displays of affection or engaging in s-xual contact with another person.
example 1) at school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
example 2) in public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior i yell “hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male teenager yells at me “f-ck off, officer c-ckblock!
> i get my taser gun and shock the living sh-t out of the little pr-ck
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