officially unofficial


a “couple” who can been seen making out at parties together, hanging out at school/each other houses, going to the movies, etc. but they insist they aren’t dating, mostly because they want to bang other people. hence why they’re officially unofficial.
dude 1: whoa, check it out. matt and allie are making out again!
dude 2: yeah man, they’ve been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.

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