offline party

noun – event – an offline party is a gathering of cool, interesting single people who have had it with online dating, faceboinking, and generally living life online. an offline party is reminiscent of the infamous singles parties of the 1970s, but everyone keeps their own keys.
while scrolling through the incessantly mediocre profiles of men and women on jdate that began with the words ‘i work hard and play hard’ or ‘i am fun-loving and love my family,’ some friends decided to host an offline party, inviting only the coolest and most interesting and unconventional people they could find online. they prayed the guests would look like their profile pictures and not turn out to be total douchebags.

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