offmessage
to miss an almost unmissable shot
he totally offmessaged that shot. how could he offmessage that?
adjective: to miss an easy shot when the odds are in your favour, or to make critical hits when the battle is already won.
noun: one who misses easy shots, but makes unnecessary criticals.
“missed an 80% chance to hit – that’s such an offmessage shot”
“oh, now i get a critical! thanks offmessage!”
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