Offroad Facelift
the act of giving a bl-wj-b during an offroad activity.
-usually results with the p-n-s slapping the face repeatedly until the skin on the face is jumbled, blistered, and bl–dy.
my girlfriend is a real motorhead, so when i took her out for a spin on my atv it was only natural for her to give me some sicknasty roadhead…
unfortunetly, i went through a b-mpy trail and she recieved a full on offroad facelift.
she’s still recovering from this horrific catastrophy, i can only smile.
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