OFN
old f-cking news.
all your base? ofn!
ofn means, “old f-cking news” meaning, get with the f-cking times!
“hhahaha, did you see t his totally l33t flash?”
“ofn loser by like a year.”
oh f-ck no
ofn!
optional fun night. the legendary initiation event held yearly on the 5th and 6th floors of haida house in totem park residence at the university of british columbia. boys are presented with a list of challenges including drinking 4 litres of milk in an hour (without throwing up), tolerating rub a5-35 muscle cream on their scr-t-m for a short period of time, and shaving their head in a randomly-selected pattern. each event is worth a set number of points to complete, and each boy is paired with a girl who is in charge of keeping track of his score throughout the night. at the end of the night, points are tallied and the boy with the highest score is presented with a prize, usually a “texas mickey” of alcohol.
i haven’t felt this sick since the day after ofn…
old f-cking news; when somebody shares an image, link, video etc on the internet that has been viral for several years and they treat it like some new discovery.
“hey check out this silly picture of a cat asking for a cheeseburger!”
“…ofn bro.”
out f-cking nowhere, a place that cannot be found on a map.
where does your grandma live? – i don’t know, ofn.
oh f-cked now. to be used in times of extreme duress. if you’re car stalls on train tracks with a train coming, you say ofn.
“my car’s stalled on train tracks, and there’s a train coming! ofn”
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