OFP
adj. – acronym for “own f-cking program”.
1) military slang for when a person is doing their own thing, “singing to their own tune”, and generally just acting different or seeming to be in their own world.
2) also military slang for when an object is not working properly.
1) “why on earth did brown did a tattoo of daffy duck? he’s ofp, dawg.”
2) “my laptop is ofp. it keeps giving me error messages when i try to shut it down.”
own f-cking program!
military use this such as.
guy 1 are you going to run with us today?
guy 2 no i’m on my ofp!
ordinary f-cking people.
people that are average, normal, and can be relied on not to “stir the pot.”
evan: hey heard of any good orgies around?
zenia: nah, i’ve been a bit out of the loop, mainlining pcp and whatnot.
-group of people walks by-
nondescript group member: hey!
zenia: hi!
evan: how y’all doin’?
group: we’re good! -walks on-
zenia: what a bunch of ofp’s
evan: for real though.
operation flashpoint, most realistic war simulation game on windows, which is not recommended for cs newbies or 13 year old lamers
jay: make a ofp coop mission, i wanna play
kay: roger, lets kick some russian -ss !
one false pairing. the absolute worst fan-fiction pairing that one could possibly think of.
1. you ship finn with applejack? dude, that’s my ofp.
2.my ofp is pikachuxobama.
oh f-cking please
ofp! you did not just eat 7 hot dogs!
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