ogreist
one who believes shrek is god, as it was stated in the shrible donkey 6;21 “thy ogre who is god is i, shrek, as i am love and life” ogreist also eat onions daily as it was also stated in the shrible at several points. every ogreist wishes to have shrek c-m inside on onto them.
guy1:”i’m a huge ogreist”
guy2: “f-ggot”
-shrek then appears and takes guy2 an crush him into the shape of an onion-
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