oh fuck
an exclamation of immense frustration and awe an overpowering catastrophe that is about to happen.
mate: iceberg right ahead!
captain smith: oh f-ck!
alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh f-ck!
stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: oh f-ck!
obi-wan: here comes jar jar again
qui gon: oh f-ck!
an expression of extreme suprise, excitement, love, and/or fear. it is often found conjugated with the words yes or no after its main context.
eve: here take this apple!
adam: -munch- wait a second… oh f-ck…
captain adama: the cylons look like us now.
starbuck: oh f-ck!
girlfriend: honey i think its time we had s-x.
boyfriend: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh f-ck.
teen 1: i heard obama’s goona legalize pot.
teen 2: oh f-ck!
parents: oh f-ck…
1) used to describe a dangerous person, one who is so violent, he is simply named “oh f-ck”
2) the last thing uttered before something unfortunate happens to you, particularly to your bottom.
“who is that? why’s he comming over- oh f-ck!”
a term not unlike the oh sh-t, but with an even greater degree of negativity.
1) you were given an -ssignment to do over the long weekend that’s worth 15% of your final grade, and you completely forgot about it.
2) you secretly started dating your teacher and your parents ask you to bring them over so they can meet.
parents: i expect you to bring your date home tonight, no excuses.
you: oh f-ck…
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