Oh God
a common expression uttered when one is about to climax or reach -rg-sm.
“oh, that feels sooo good. don’t stop, yes, yes, oh god!”
a general statement of dissatisfaction with your situation.
daniel: “oh g-d.”
doci: “your g-d cannot help you now, daniel jackson.”
daniel: “it was more just an expression of general dissatisfaction.”
somthing screamed during s-x
the bad thing about being an athiest, is that you have no one to talk to during s-x.
“oh god, oh god, oh god!!. dont come dont come dont come!”
“i’m done”
the look on you face when it’s midnight and someone you know types in all caps: “ohhey i just realized something”
me: i gtg. gnight
person: ohhey i just realized something
me: oh god
(log off)
what your mother screamed when i put it in her last night.
“oh god, i’m gonna c-m.”
the phrase you scream when you drop freshly made coffee on your body;
may be followed with the phrase “why me?!”
can be replaced with “oh my god” or “ouch!”
oh god!! i just dropeed the steaming coffee on my chest! why me?!
the look on your face when it’s midnight and someone you wish you didn’t know types in all caps: “ohhey i just realized something”
me: i gtg. gnight
person: ohhey i just realized something
me: oh god
person: rap almost looks like the word rape!
(log off)
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