Oh Long Johnson
made popular by a talking cat, it is an expression made to show exasperation or surprise.
alternatively, it can be used after you tell a joke. like a “oh, snap!” type of thing.
guy 1: “have you paid the rent yet?”
guy 2: “oh long johnson…nope i haven’t yet.”
guy 1: “hey did you hear jill is going to be at the party tonight?”
guy 2: “no, but that’s cool.”
guy 1: “i heard she’s single now.”
guy 2: “oh long johnson…”
1 more definition
a game named after the phrase spoken during play. an individual stands in a potentially dangerous location and counts how many times he can say “oh long johnson” before moving out of harm’s way. a primitive form, involving a train, was made famous in the 1986 film stand by me.
jerry: hey, get out of the way, corey, that train’s gonna hit you!
wil: he’s playing oh long johnson.
jerry: what?
corey: oh long johnson! oh long johnson! oh long johnson! oh lo—
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