oh my god i microwaved the baby



what you say when you’ve done something stupid. this expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. in the right scenario, it can illict laughter. also used when you’ve forgotten something important.

for extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby
dave: hey jim, did you remember everthing?

jim: umm, i think so- oh my god i microwaved the baby!

shawn: i think thats everything… i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors…

brenda: are you forgetting something

shawn: -pauses- oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby!

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