oh my gould
the explosive climax of s-x, where the female being pumped is screaming ‘oh my gould’ at the top of her voice.
a rumour has it this saying stemmed from a gentleman called mr gould partaking in s-xual activity with a women.
im nearly there…. im gonna c-m…. ”oh my gould”
the ultimate -rg-sm…. ”oh my gould”
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