Oh my jod

a strange phrase used only by those who use omg online. it is a b-st-rdazation of saying “omg” and “oh my god” at the same time. comes out with the ja sound instead of ga. pretty uncommon.
laura: i want to have s-x with you.
bartholomew: oh my jod! really?!

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