oh my lanta
uncle jesse’s favorite saying on the timeless cl-ssic sitcom, full house.
stephanie drives uncle joey’s car into the kitchen. jesse interjects, “oh my lanta!”
phrase coined by d.j. tanner on full house
uncle jesse: kimmy just got hit by a car!
d.j.: oh mylanta!!
a way of expressing surprise or astonishment. used in place of phrases including “oh my g-d!” or “oh my lord!,” so as not to offend anyone by “using the lord’s name in vain.”
origin: mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. thus, “my” tends to lead into “lanta” rather smoothly.
“did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?”
“oh my lanta are you serious?!”
an alternative way to say “oh my lord” or “oh my god”. the origin of the phrase is unknown. not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.
“oh my lanta! i just wet myself.”
“oh my lanta! that man must weigh over 450 pounds!”
originating on the show “full house” it is an expression of shock.
dj tanner: ohmylanta steph, look what mich-lle just did!
a phrase meaning the same thing as ohmygod but southern-ized. used frequently by smallz. showing genuine shocking emotions.
megz: mario said that he loved me today
smallz: ohmylanta!
expression of shock
(upon seeing something hideous) — “ohmylanta!!”
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