politician
1. a person who practices politics.
“politics” is derived from the words “poly” meaning “many”, and “tics” meaning “blood-sucking parasites.”
2. one who was perfected the art of lying.
3. a highly paid yes-man.
george w. bush promised a man mission to mars, of course we should believe him!
corporate wh-r- who fakes comp-ssion to gain the trust of the general public. often a complete f-ckwit.
someone who would rather suck thier fathers c-ck than answer a question honestly.
see: liar, wh-r-, fake.
george bush, tony blair, margret thatcher, ron davis.
iecl. rhodri morgan/i
lying -sshole
politicians dont do sh-t for the common man. they only help the rich
person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.
crook driven by money.
roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.
a dirty thieving c-cksucker.
that reggie is a f-cking politician.
–ssholes
politicians are to truth what mtv is to music
that bears repeating:
“politicians are to truth what mtv is to music” -me
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