OH SHI-
the words spoken after a devision by zero, but before the catastrophic mathematical monstrosity has time to destroy the universe.
7/0
“oh shi-”
-universe folds itself out of existence-
a variation of oh sh-t. the last letter/sound is cut off by something happening, usually an explosion or falling off a rock face.
what do you mean “there’s no pin on that grenade”?
oh shi-
usually stated when realizing you are completely f-cked and are about to be killed or be mortally wounded. also used when someone has f-cked up and is about to blow themselves or something important to kingdom come.
guy: -plants a bomb on the building- wait…that’s our building! oh shi- -insert generic m-ssive explosion here-
the part of “ohsh-t!” you manage to say before the catastrophe.
hey, that’s a bomb… ohshi-
boom.
used as a ways to shorten the term, “oh sh-t.”
“ohshi n-gg-, my milkshake brings all da boys to da playground.”
short for “oh sh-t.” commonly used for less vulgar purposes or to make it sound more like “yoshi” from super mario or something. its really great.
“ohshi, i forgot my chemistry textbook. i’m such a doofus.”
short for “oh sh-t.” commonly used for less vulgar purposes or to make it sound more like “yoshi” from super mario or something. its really great.
“ohshi, i forgot my chemistry textbook. i’m such a doofus.”
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