starpunch


open handed punch to the -n-s, directly to the hole. you have to hit so hard that air forces into the -n-s and farts back.
jerm: i totally starpunched my wife and she almost sharted!
lace: thats really gross man.
originally created by bucket kissel and still used today… god bless his soul…
1)run behind random female
2)sock her in the back of her head with a closed fist
3)run away laughing hysterically; preferably in an annoying voice
!boom!
“he he he he he he”
the h-ll was that???

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