oh shit, i’m sorry
what one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. found in 90’s b-movie boy band catalina.
guy 1 walks in on guy 2 jerking off in the forest
guy 1: oh sh-t, i’m sorry
guy 2: sorry for what? our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our d-cks, especially since they’re such a good size and all.
guy 1: yeah, i see that. your daddy gave you good advice.
guy 2: it gets bigger when i pull on it.
guy 1: hmmmm!
guy 2: sometimes, i pull on it so hard, i rip the skin
guy 1: well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else’s mouth, instead of your own hands.
guy 2: will you show me?
guy 1: i’d be right happy to.
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