Oh Shit…Meteors
a phenomenon which typifies murphy’s law. the absolute worst possible outside circ-mstance which can and will negatively affect the current situation. greater than minor inconveinienves, this is the sort of instance which all hope of success is lost.
an “oh sh-t…meteors” event is also notable for the lack of control the partic-p-nt has over the situation. in spite of all careful planning, this is the sort of situation in which all h-ll breaks loose for no apparent reason.
1) while driving to a friend’s wedding, you experience heavy traffic and are ten minutes late = minor inconveinence.
2) while driving to a friend’s wedding, you crash into another driver resulting in all sorts of pain and misery = tragic accident.
3) while driving to a friend’s wedding, an awkwardly positioned nail in the road hits your front tire and pops it, which causes it to fly back and blow out your back tire. the resulting blow-out causes you to spin, knocking your way across the road and into several other cars, which bounce you back into other cars, resulting in a fifty car pile-up which results in a m-ssive explosion. in spite of all of this, you still survive, and as you are crawling out of the fiery wreckage you look up to the sky, only to see a ball of pain and doom, known among as a meteor, flying out from the sky, headed directly for you = oh sh-t…meteors
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