O’Hare International Airport
h-ll.
a. “dude the travel agency gave me a connecting flight at o’hare international airport.”
b. “d-mn! what sins have you been committing?”
a. “well…rape, murder, incest…”
b. “ahhh, that explains it. don’t do those things and you won’t have to fly out of o’hare.”
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