OHLAP

oklahoma higher learner access program (abbrev. ohlap) is an oklahoma’s promise scholarship granted for low income parents. parents with an income of less than $50,000 a year and high school student(s) who worked their -ss off earned it. there are specific high school courses that must be taken in order for ohlap to be rewarded. ohlap is one of the fastest growing scholarships in oklahoma. ohlap pays full tuition towards your college degree. this is a very godly/chuck norris scholarship that people take for granted. to date, over 30,000 students enrolled for ohlap since its inception (source: my high school counselor). the higher your parent’s income, the better your act scores have to be in order to achieve…ohlap (act score of a 30 right here booyah! flawlessly pwned). in order for the effects of this scholarship to remain beneficial, you must maintain a grade point average of an a> (3.60>.) and “promise” to stay away from trouble (i.e. drugs, alcohol, your mom). this scholarship can only be negated by successfully acquiring your bachelor degree or simply “student of failures.” on the negative side of the spectrum, if you procrastinated your -ss off and haven’t procure your bachelor degree within the five years period, then ohlap’s powerful effects will eventually diminish; hence, your b-lls will be tragically suppress in a hectic manner (which in turn leads to death of purple b-lls). absurdly, ohlap has some dark secrets to deny its existence by your side (which will, in terms, give you a deadly purple nurple). for more history on ohlap, you must google it. i’m only here to provide this information b/c i have too much time in my hands. yes, i know; i’m very immature, but i’m hope you’re smart enough to tie your own shoes and determine which information is false (i.e. your b-lls and breast being mutilated).
vy and i got ohlap b/c we pwned every ap courses. and mainly, b/c i can bench press 345lbs in high school and pwned the ap calculus exam with a five. ohlap is pleased. hooah!