Ohmibod
a revelation combining s-xual foreplay and the presient ipod device. see ipod
it is basically a womens or (gay man’s) vibrator. the difference being here that when connected to an ipod it will vibrate to the beat of the music.
an excellent way to spice up the metros-xual’s s-x life and best used when listened to with reggae, r’n’b, hip hop or some other loud base-y music.
hawthorne heights not recommended.
guy- hey honey, got a pressie for you…
girl upon opening gift- oh my god! its an ohmibod!
girl- whats an ohmibod??
guy- here lemme show you…
girl once using it- oooooh-ooooooooh reggae bombastic!
Read Also:
- OKLE
like mer or meh, but for a person. okle directly means overly kinky lesbian extraterrestrials. dude, our history teacher is being an okle.” “i know, look at all this homework like mer or meh, but for people. okle direcltly means: overly kinky lesbian extraterrestrials. steph, stop being such an okle! uh, our chemistry teach is […]
- Oldbook
a syndrome that happens to many young adults/teenagers on facebook, where they become friends with their parents, grandparents, and/or many other older adults. these older people will comment anything and everything pushing their morals and religious beliefs and criticizing the younger one. this eventually leads to a significant drop in activity from the younger user […]
- olivar
a very kind and loving person, but can hold there ground if messed with, shy in the beginning, but when yu get to know them they are amazing, someone you can learn to love forever.” for example:” i can’t get olivar out of my mind he is almost perfect, in a imperfect way.
- Shit Banana
that long, m-ssive, curved, “banana” shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling. look at that giant sh-t banana paris hilton left in the bath room stall! she must’ve eaten some mexican food.
- Shitbook Chatting
this is the act of having one or more active facebook chats while also actively defecating. “dude i was sh-tbook chatting with our animation theory group today and found out our project is due this week. f-ck!” (this was taken from an actually sh-tbook chat.)