a syndrome that happens to many young adults/teenagers on facebook, where they become friends with their parents, grandparents, and/or many other older adults. these older people will comment anything and everything pushing their morals and religious beliefs and criticizing the younger one. this eventually leads to a significant drop in activity from the younger user to avoid having the old people comment on them.
with facebook’s security feature, one can now combat the effects of oldbook by permanently blocking the older people from seeing their status updates. this doesn’t, however, block them from seeing pictures and other activity.
dan: hey mike, how come i haven’t seen you on facebook lately?
mike: ugh, my mom, grandma, and two aunts added me and turned the place into oldbook.
a very kind and loving person, but can hold there ground if messed with, shy in the beginning, but when yu get to know them they are amazing, someone you can learn to love forever.” for example:” i can’t get olivar out of my mind he is almost perfect, in a imperfect way.
- Shit Banana
that long, m-ssive, curved, “banana” shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling. look at that giant sh-t banana paris hilton left in the bath room stall! she must’ve eaten some mexican food.
- Shitbook Chatting
this is the act of having one or more active facebook chats while also actively defecating. “dude i was sh-tbook chatting with our animation theory group today and found out our project is due this week. f-ck!” (this was taken from an actually sh-tbook chat.)
- online valentine
n., when your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse comes online on mysp-ce, facebook, other friend sites, or any type of instant messaging. -used mostly during february imuser1: ‘hey!’ imuser2: ‘there’s my online valentine.’
buddy, friend, comrade, aquaintance, companion, pal, ally here’s to my best oodie, chris. something that can mean anything you want it to. like, “d-mn, she was all up on my oodie last night” a sweater that resembles a hoodie; a hoodie without a hood “cody is wearing that stupid looking sweater again” “dude, it’s an […]